ducks divided solution

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“`A father left 17 ducks as asset for his Three Sons.
When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.
The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 ducks,
The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 ducks,
Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 ducks.
As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a wise man who lives in a cave.
The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one duck of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 ducks.
Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.
Half of 18 = 9.

So he gave 9 ducks

to the eldest son.
1/3rd of 18 = 6.

So he gave 6 ducks

to the middle son.
1/9th of 18 = 2.

So he gave 2 ducks

to the youngest son.
Now add this up :

9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &

This leaves 1 duck

which the wise man took back.
MORAL : The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th duck i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.
However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any…:)

Haha. Not wife this time

​अगर कोई lady आपकी बात 5 मिनिट में मान जाती हैं, तो वो आपकी माँ है।
अगर 15 मिनिट में मानती है, तो वो बहन है।
अगर 30 मिनिट, तो वो आपकी बेटी है।
लेकिन अगर वह आपकी बात सुनती रहे,

बार बार बोलने पर भी कुछ न समझे, तो वो …

तो वो बहरी है।
हर बात में बीवी को बीच में लाना सही नहीं है।
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:😆😆😆😆😝

Gaaon m :)

​सोते समय भारत के अधिकांश स्थानों में गुडनाईट, लव यू , शुभ रात्रि आदि बोलने की परंपरा है परन्तु गावों में…..

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*काय रे भैंस भीतर बांध दई के नयी?

😝😝😂😂

उपरवाला

​_तेरा मेरा करते एक दिन चले जाना है,_

       _जो भी कमाया यही रह जाना है !_

_कर ले कुछ अच्छे कर्म,_

       _साथ यही तेरे जाना है !_

_रोने से तो आंसू भी पराये हो जाते हैं,_

       _लेकिन मुस्कुराने से…_

_पराये भी अपने हो जाते हैं !_

       _मुझे वो रिश्ते पसंद है,_

_जिनमें  ” मैं ” नहीं  ” हम ” हो !!_  

_इंसानियत दिल में होती है, हैसियत में नही,_

_उपरवाला कर्म देखता है, वसीयत नही..✍🏻 😄😄

मुझे लड्डू दोनों हाथ चाहिये

​*-मैं भारत का नागरिक हूँ,*

*_मुझे लड्डू दोनों हाथ चाहिये।*

*-बिजली मैं बचाऊँगा नहीं,*

*_बिल मुझे कम चाहिये ।*

*-पेड़ मैं लगाऊँगा नहीं,*

*_मौसम मुझको नम चाहिये।*

*-शिकायत मैं करूँगा नहीं,*

*_कार्रवाई तुरंत चाहिये ।*

*-बिना लिए कुछ काम न करूँ,*

*_भ्रष्टाचार का अंत चाहिये ।*

*-पढ़ने को मेहनत न बाबा,*

*_नौकरी लालीपाॅप चाहिये।*

*-घर-बाहर कूड़ा फेकूं,*

*_शहर मुझे साफ चाहिये ।*

*-काम करूँ न धेले भर का,*

*_वेतन लल्लनटाॅप चाहिये ।*

*-एक नेता कुछ बोल गया सो*

*_मुफ्त में पंद्रह लाख चाहिये।*

*-लाचारों वाले लाभ उठायें,*

*_फिर भी ऊँची साख चाहिये।*

*-लोन मिले बिल्कुल सस्ता,*

*_बचत पर ब्याज बढ़ा चाहिये।*

*-धर्म के नाम रेवडियां खाएँ,*

*_पर देश धर्मनिरपेक्ष चाहिये।*

*-जाती के नाम पर वोट दे,*

*_अपराध मुक्त राज्य चाहिए।*

*-मैं भारत का नागरिक हूँ ,*

*_मुझे लड्डू दोनों हाथ चाहिय*।

धैर्य बनाये रखना ही श्रेष्ठता है

​*”इच्छायें पूरी नही होती है*

*तो क्रोध बढ़ता है*

*और इच्छायें पूरी होती है*

*तो लोभ बढ़ता है*

*इसलिए जीवन की हर तरह की परिस्थिति में धैर्य बनाये रखना ही श्रेष्ठता है ।”*

      

          *आपका दिन शुभ हो…*

    *ऐसी मंगलभावनाओं सहित सादर*

         *🙏🏻🙏🏻*

Whale vs mermaid

​For ladies who use xxl dresses :
Absolutely love what this woman wrote!
Please read… it’s quite enjoyable…
At the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”
The gym gained popularity and business soared as ladies wanted to be like a mermaid. This continued till a lady (clothing size unknown) saw the pic and caption and wrote her response and pasted it alongside the pic. It read as follows:
“Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?
Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Just sit back & Enjoy Yourself”
:mrgreen:💃🍻🍰🍫🎶:mrgreen:
I love her response and her attitude towards life!! 👏👏👏👌👌👍
Moral – eat what ever you want to eat, and if someone tries to lecture you, eat them too.

:)😜

8 short liners

​8 Shortest stories, with  beautiful meanings
(1) Those who had coins, enjoyed in the rain.

Those who had notes, were busy looking for shelter.
(2) Man and God both met somewhere,

Both exclaimed …

“My creator”
(3) He asked are you-“Hindu or Muslim”

Response came- I am hungry
(4) The fool didn’t know it was impossible. …

So he did it.
(5) “Wrong number”, Said a familiar voice.
(6) What if, God asks you after you die ….

“So how was heaven??”
(7) “They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. 

But every time she laughs, I am the one who falls in love.”
(8) We don’t make friends anymore, We Add them nowadays.