: This is ultimate :

Parvati : Prabhu, Aapki Trishul kahan hai ?

Shankar Bhagwan : RAJNIKANT le Gaya!

Parvati : kyun ?

Shankar bhagwan : “MAGGI” khane…

,……….
Girl: wat’s d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: “bapre”
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: “bapre” + “bapre”+ “bapre”
Girl: 
Salesman: 😆
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Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child, “How old are you ?”
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18…!!!
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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi…..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye…
Bas fir kya…. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  
.