Wife – Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz mein kisse bat kar rahe ho?
Husband- Behen hai.
Wife- To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?
Husband – Teri hai !
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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..😆:mrgreen: