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Style:Rancho:

*Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe hain?

Rancho: sir, bachpan se chahtaa tha ki bank me officer ban jaau, aaj P.O. bangayaa hun to bahut maza aa raha hai…

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nahi hai…

Tell me what is the definition of P.O.?

Rancho: a.a.a.a…. a bank employee who thinks himself/herself as an officer, but actually they are not and can sit at any counter to do any sort of work.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir… ek direct officer jo apne aap ko officer samajhta hai, lekin practically hai nahi, aur usko kisi bhi counter me bithaya jaa sakta he koi bhi kaam karwane ke liye , wo P.O. hai…
aaj front counter ka clerk absent hai, kis ko bithaana hai?.. P.O…

clearing ke liye clerk nahin hai, kisko bhejnaa hai… P.O, ..

10,000 A/Cs ke KYC nahin hain…. kaun daudega? P.O…

business badhaane ke liye Road show karna hai… P.O…

life insurance bechnahai.. P.O….

elastic pant jaise har kisi ki kamar me fit hota hai, waise hi wo har ek kaam ke liye fit hai..

kaam lena hai us se, jhoot mooth ki taarif kar do,
he will feel up..

allowance aur chutti ke liye aaya hai,
manaa kardo, he will fill down..
ek second me up, ek second me down.. up down.. up down.

Teacher: Shutup!

confirmation test me ye likhoge.. up.. down.. up down…!!!!

Chatur tumbatao,

Chatur: A person having at least a graduation degree, who sailed through a cut throat competition of written and P.I. and selected as a direct officer..
high expectation bestowed uopn him/her by bank , and it has been considered that future of the organisation is under his/her stewardship, is a P.O.

Teacher: waah.. kya baat hai..,
Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola aasaan shabdo mein…

Teacher: aapko agar aasaan bhasha pasand hai, to koi aur post ke liye kyun nahin apply karte..??

Rancho: Par sir dusre posts bhi toh…

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Oh… Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

*Rancho goes out and comesback*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhulgaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A paper
describing the lumpsum expenditure of our journey that we incurred due to official exercise of Human Resource Department in anticipation of exposure, experience,knowledge enhancement and enllightment…

Teacher: Kehna kya chahteho!?!?

Rancho: T.A. bill sir!
R.O. se sanction ho ke aagaya hai… le lun..??

Teacher: Toh Seedhe seedhe nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya.