A johhny was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving…
Police: How did u kill 20 people..?
Johnny : Me gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ke brake fail ho gaya hai..
fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi..Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhr modta..?
Police: Ofcourse, jis taraf 2 admi the..nuksaan kam hota..
Johnny : Exactly…mene bhi yhi socha tha par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekhkr barat me ghus gaye.. 