~ कुछ अदभुत जोड़ियां ~
* धन तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब धर्म भी साथ हो।
* विशिष्टता तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब शिष्टता भी साथ हो।
* सुंदरता तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब चरित्र भी शुद्ध हो।
* संपत्ति तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब स्वास्थ्य भी अच्छा हो।
* देवस्थान गमन तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब हृदय में भाव हो।
* अच्छा व्यापार तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब व्यवहार भी अच्छा हो।
* विद्वता तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब सरलता भी साथ हो।
* प्रसिद्धि तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब मन में निरअहंकारिता हो।
* बुद्धिमता तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब विवेक भी साथ हो।
* परिवार का होना तभी सार्थक हैं,
जब उसमें प्यार और विश्वास हो..
⭕हिन्दी और अंग्रेजी मे फर्क⭕
अ- से – अनार………ज्ञ- से – ज्ञानी
a- से – apple………z- से – zebra
दोनों भाषा की शुरुआत फल से होती है।
अंत मे हिन्दी आपको ज्ञानी बनाकर छोड़ती है,
और अंग्रेजी जानवर बनाकर…..
अब आप सोचिये की हमारी राष्ट्र भाषा का कितना महत्व है
Your Time Will Come
Kenya is two hours ahead of Nigeria, but it does not mean that Nigeria is slow, and it does not mean that Kenya is faster than Nigeria. Both countries are working based on their own “Time Zone.”
Some one is still single..Someone got married and ‘waited’ ten years before having a child, there is another who had had a baby within one year after marriage.
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a job; and there is another who graduated at the age of 27 and secured employment just after national service.
Joyce Meyer started her own ministry at age 41 and still alive today at 71 years old.
Someone became CEO at the age of 25 and died at the age of 50 while another became a CEO at the age of 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone worked based on their ‘Time Zone’..
Some people have everything that work fast for them. Work in your “time zone”.
Colleagues, friends, associates, younger one(s) might “seem” to go ahead of you. Don’t envy them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’. Yours is coming soon. Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You’re not late… you’re on time!
Dear Beloved Person,
When you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the neighbourhood sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychiatric case.
Now read in hindi:
बलम पिचकारी जो तूने मुझे मारी
तो सीधी-सादी छोरी शराबी हो गयी। जींस पहन के जो तूने मारा ठुमका तो लट्टू पड़ोस की भाभी हो गयी।
Dhoni’s distance from the stumps for the last ball : 13 meters from the stumps
Mustafizur Rahman was standing at the non striker end when the ball was delivered: 19 meters from the stumps, with the bat and hand extension giving him a 1.5 meter advantage: 17.5 meters from the stumps
When Pandya bowled the last ball, Mustafir had already left the crease and when the ball reached Dhoni’s hands, he was already half way down the pitch: 10 metres
Now it was a battle between Dhoni at 13 meters from the stumps (who had to start running) and Mustafir who was 10 meters away from the stumps with the added advantage of 2 meters (extended bat): 8 meters ( who had already running in full throttle). Mustafir had a 5 meter advantage
No other wicket keeper in the world would have tried to run all the way to the stumps considering the fresh fast legs of Mustafir. Some might have thrown the ball at the stumps. If Johnty Rhodes was behind the wicket, he would have attempted to fly down and knock the stumps. But Dhoni tried to do the unthinkable. He tried to do the impossible. He took on Mustafizur.
Dhoni covered the 13 meter distance in 2 seconds (A start that Ussain Bolt would be proud of) and also defeated Mustafir’s extended bat.
Everyone talks about the presence of mind that Dhoni has and the manner in which he removed the gloves for the last ball; yet if we analyse the last ball minutely, we will realize the roaring lion that resides inside the captain cool Dhoni that made him run like a mad man. That is the confidence that moves the entire team.
A Leader leads by example.. 🙏🏻
PLEASE PASS ON TO EVERYONE!!!!
Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple
This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago.
It is worth your while to take note.
There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it.
He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers.
This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth!
Mr. Seto had lung cancer.
He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China
. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored,
and he is ready to take a pleasure trip.
Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.
It is like a Miracle Drink!
It is simple.
You need one beet root,
and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !
Wash the above,
cut with the skin on into pieces and
put them into the juicer and
immediately you drink the juice.
You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.
This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:
1. Prevent cancer cells to develop.
It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight,
eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation.
Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant.
It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Lessen menstrual pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.
There is absolutely no side effect.
Highly nutritious and easily absorbs!
Very effective if you need to loose weight.
You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine.
Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.
WHEN TO DRINK IT;
DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH!
AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST.
FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY,
IN THE MORNING
AND BEFORE 5 P.M
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET!
IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY!
PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
MAY YOUR GOOD KARMA
BLESS YOU ALL
👆 frwrded this msg as there are so many people suffering from cancer and other diseases these day . Thought if this technique could help , y not?
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☑ 1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
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☑ 2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
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☑3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad.
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☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
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How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
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☑ 5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
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☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
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☑7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
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☑ 8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans. : No
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☑ 9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary
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☑ 10) Where r u lodging your client?
Ans. : Hotel
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☑11) R u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
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☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
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☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on Birthday
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☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
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☑ 15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
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☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
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☑17) How u Travel?
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☑18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
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☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
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☑20) Do you want growth of India.?
Ans. : Of course, Yes
Tax : Then pay ELECTRICITY TAX, WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, ETC. ETC.