Dear Beloved Person,
When you assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
When you wore denim and oscillated your pelvic girdle in one direction, the neighbourhood sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychiatric case.


Now read in hindi:

बलम पिचकारी जो तूने मुझे मारी
तो सीधी-सादी छोरी शराबी हो गयी। जींस पहन के जो तूने मारा ठुमका तो लट्टू पड़ोस की भाभी हो गयी।
Happy Holi!!